Ultraman: Yapool's Revenge


Rumour has it that somewhere in the world, there is a bootleg tape of Ultraman. Despite being made long before Ultraman Ace even existed, it features both Ace and Yapool. I have such a tape, and I am going to document what happens.

The Tape


The tape begins with a 3 minute shot of Giant Yapool with blood dripping out of his eyes. He doesn't seem to be in pain, and blood is also on his large claw. He then says: "I need to kill Ultraman".
Ultraman appears, and stares at Yapool for ten minutes straight. Then he punches Yapool, but it does absolutely nothing. Suddenly, Ultraman turns into Ace, and Yapool blasts him, decapitating the ultra in hyper realistic fashion, with blood going everywhere. Yapool laughs then explodes. The final shot is of Ultra King staring at the Earth, then blowing it up.
I am so scared right now. Do not watch this tape. Do not.